Jon Stewart declares that no one in America would ever elect Stéphane Dion to anything.

He adds that, apparently, no one in Canada would either.

The news reports that his collegues are scheming against him, but Stéphane Dion hasn't noticed any change in their behaviour.

He finds a memo Re: himself - 1) Fire him? 2) Forge his resignation papers? 3) Send him to guard polar bears? - and checks the year of issue.

Stéphane Dion attempts to help three men tied together with tinsel, but only succeeds in entangling himself with them.

"At least we are all in this silly predicament together," Stéphane jokes. The others shuffle away from him, although the tinsel tightens uncomfortably.

Stéphane Dion is dragged offstage by a ranting madman, while a packed auditorium cheers and snaps photographs.

"Help," Stéphane Dion says. "Please, help me."

Stéphane Dion steps forward to showcase his skills, but "The Robot" is no longer considered cool.

Everyone at the House of Commons dance makes sure to let him know.

Stéphane Dion's hands are cold, but the House has voted down his proposal to turn up the heating.

And the Parliamentary gift shop is sold out of festive mittens.

Stéphane Dion's laughter trails off as he slowly realizes the joke is on him.

He isn't even sure why he accepted Stephen Harper's invitation to the Conservative Party comedy night.

Stéphane Dion is so happy someone finally remembered his birthday, he does not check what is in the cup before drinking it.

After recovering, he still remembers to send a thank you note.

Stéphane Dion wanted to work on a more commanding presence, but his life coach forgot he made an appointment.

Stéphane Dion dropped his camera, but he didn't notice until he stepped on it.

This is the last picture it will ever take.

Stéphane Dion is always picked last for hockey, even though he tries very hard.

And tries and tries, and tries and tries and tries. And tries.

Stéphane Dion's dog likes Rick Mercer better than him.

He tried putting bacon in his pockets, but it didn't make a difference. And now his jacket smells funny.

Stéphane Dion reads in today's telephone poll that 87% of the country hates him, figures accurate within 3.2 percent.

He is buoyed that, at least, it is not as bad as yesterday's telephone poll.

"It is truly a pleasure to meet you," says Stéphane Dion, but his new friend doesn't share his enthusiasm

Stéphane sends him a friend request on Facebook anyway, just in case.

Stéphane Dion likes to play Rock Band, but he isn't very good.

And no one ever saves him after he mispronounces the words to "Should I Stay or Should I Go Now."

Every one of Stéphane Dion's Tim Hortons coupons expired yesterday.

He has to pay full price for his coffee.

Stéphane Dion threw a party, but no one came.

He had baked the cupcakes himself.